Oh, caurnie, whaur’s your rhymers noo?You yince had poets quite a few,But noo I look your paper through,and no’a verse,Can it be you’ve lost the breedThat jingled cot a wee bit screed?Are they asleep or are they deid?whit mak’s them scarce? But maybe it’s because you’re “dry”,And no’ a drink to them supply,That they to ither taverns hie,and...
The Caurnie Poets
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